This gets me angry

Being the good Samaritan that I am, I responsibly walked outside of the range of the electronics to open my highly highly explosive drink. Confirming my hunch, the drink volcanically erupted in the middle of the hallway. I then proceeded to hand my drink to Joseph while I went into the Lavatory to retrieve necessary paper towels for the cleanup. I walk out of the lav and witness a frankly disappointed sight. Joey was shaking my drink I had paid my hard earned money for and shooting it all over the hallway, spilling about 1/4 of it on the floor. I told him to stop but he continued his barbaric actions. He then forced me to clean up the whole mess.